Dave Barry's Blog, page 4026
March 29, 2009
WE'D LIKE TO SEE THIS CONCEPT INTRODUCED INTO THE MAJOR LEAGUES
Sink Hole Swallows Girl During Ballgame (Thanks to Cynthia)
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE
The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-Milligram Containers of Fromage Frais (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
IT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG'S ONGOING COMMITMENT TO COVERING EDUCATION ISSUES
That we are linking to this. (Thanks to Danny)
March 28, 2009
YIKES
When physicians at an Alberta hospital asked why so many medical students and residents were using a faulty technique for inserting life-saving breathing tubes in patients, they received an unexpected answer: It's television's fault. Many of the doctors in training...
SHAMWOW GUY UPDATE
Turns out the ShamWow guy has an active social life. (Thanks to Heatlher, catmanmax, Horace LaBadie and afkat)
March 27, 2009
HEY, IT'S A GOOD CAUSE
(Thanks to Danny)
ADVISORY TO MOTORISTS
$206 in urine-soaked coins is not acceptable payment for a speeding ticket in Washington (Thanks to Gregg Geil)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're sing turkey vultures. Key Quote: Mr. Hurtado told Trooper Brian Miller that the bird was alive for a brief time following the crash. Miller declared the vulture dead at the scene, Jones said. Vanessa Hurtado asked the tow...
THE ANNOUNCEMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
The Official Band of Shed Week 2009 (Thanks to Uncle Wilco)
A QUESTION FOR THE GENERATIONS
On Saturday my wife and I went to a bar in Miami to see one of those bands -- there are millions -- made up of older professional guys (doctors, lawyers, etc.) who play oldies rock. As usual, the crowd...
