Dave Barry's Blog, page 4025
March 30, 2009
TRICERATOPS, OFFICER? WHAT TRICERATOPS?
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie, both of whom note that alcohol may have been involved)
IDEALLY, THEY WILL SOON LOSE THEIR TEETH
Kansas squirrels are going bald (Doo-dah, Doo-dah) (Thanks to Robert McCLure)
AND THE SO-CALLED 'WORLD COURT' DOES NOTHING
"They misrepresent their sandwiches as they always show the meat on the top and the salad on the bottom but when you buy a Subway sandwich they always put the meat on first," grumbled the customer in a formal complaint...
WHY YOU SO RARELY HEAR FISH BREAK WIND
Fish Oil Could Curb Cow Flatulence (Thanks to Cynthia)
MAKES SENSE TO US
French pole vaulting champion Romain Mesnil runs naked through Paris to attract new sponsor (Thanks to Ralph)
THE DOWNSIDE IS, YOU PERIODICALLY SHED YOUR SKIN
Snake venom moisturizer. (Thanks to Bill Moore)
AND THE BULL IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT
B.C. thieves make off with bull semen (Thanks to Matt Filar)
SPOKANE
City of Outlaws: The quest for squeaky-clean dishes has turned some law-abiding people in Spokane into dishwater-detergent smugglers. They are bringing Cascade or Electrasol in from out of state because the eco-friendly varieties required under Washington state law don't work...
WHY IS THIS NIGHT GETTING LOUDER THAN ALL OTHER NIGHTS?
Kosher tequila. (Thanks to Cynthia and Baron vonKlyff) Related item: 20 Things To Do With Matzoh (Thanks to marfie)
March 29, 2009
THEY NEED TO LAUNCH A GIANT ORBITAL AIR FRESHENER
Space Smells Funny, Astronauts Say (Thanks to Bruce)
