Dave Barry's Blog, page 4029
March 26, 2009
WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE BEER
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
NOW THAT WE'VE STRAIGHTENED OUT THIS PESKY ECONOMY THING
...it's time to tackle the real issues. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
COOL
(Thanks to Sarah Stoeffler and Siouxie)
OK NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Manatee Heaters (Thanks to Bryan)
THEY ARE OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR EACH OTHER
Forgers replace Queen's head with Boy George on fake £20 notes (Thanks to Shari)
HOW, EXACTLY, IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM CONGRESS?
Scientists found the vast and sticky empire stretching 40 feet across, consisting of billions of genetically identical single-celled individuals, oozing along in the muck of a cow pasture outside Houston. (Thanks to Mike)
MAYBE HE WAS DREAMING ABOUT BUILD-A-BEAR
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie and Cynthia)
WAIT A MINUTE... WHO IS PLAYING MOE?
Because the world has waited long enough: A remake of The Three Stooges. (Thanks to to Jeff Meyerson and Allen at Division)
WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVES
Slap Chop, the remix. WARNING: Not safe for work. (Thanks to Brian)
AND SHE HASN'T EVEN SEEN OUR CAR YET
How are you doing today? hope fine.My name is Miss Jenifer,l saw your profile on livemocha.com and fall in love with you. Believing, if you feel like knowing more about me and for me to share some feelings with you....
