Dave Barry's Blog, page 4027
March 27, 2009
THIS IS THE LAST ONE, WE SWEAR
(Thanks to Danny) Update: Except for this one.
NEITHER THE DEAD NOR THE TAXPAYERS HAVE ANY SAY IN THIS
Two psychics from Wales have been awarded £4,500 of government funding to teach people how to 'communicate with the dead'. (Thanks to Siouxie, Jeff Meyerson and Danny)
MIRACLE IN SAN FRANCISCO
(Thanks to John)
TENNESSEE TACKLES THE ISSUES
A pair of Memphis legislators argued Wednesday over whether a bill to fine people who wear their pants so low they expose their underwear amounts to "legislating fashion" or "legislating decency and hygiene." (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
THE DRUG WAR
Why we're losing. (Thanks to Danny)
NO DOUBT SHE NOW REALIZES HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
Man shot while teaching wife about gun care (Thanks to Shari)
HE COULD HAVE A FINE CAREER IN FLORIDA TRAFFIC ENFORCEMENT
Federal Way's police chief on Thursday issued a public apology for a minor traffic collision that took place while he was checking his BlackBerry in his unmarked police car. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ALTHOUGH HE REEKED OF GARLIC
A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin. (Thanks to Alison McQuade)
DON'T CLICK ON THIS UNTIL AFTER BREAKFAST
Toilet sausages. (Thanks to Danny, Horace LaBadie, collins69s, Karen Bridgers, Eric, catmanmax, Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)
CALLING MULDER AND SCULLY
Strange noises at the Hooker hut. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie) Possibly related item with fake-looking photo here. (Thanks to John Gregg)
