Dave Barry's Blog, page 4024
March 30, 2009
MERRY OLDE ENGLAND
For those who noticed the recent absence of the s.b.: Hey, thanks! For everyone else: We were in the UK (and Ireland), where the food is a little unusual: And they drink lots of beer: So it's fun to enjoy...
REMINDER
Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Bioweapon Time. Be on this blog, or be a Trogg. Also be advised (thanks to The Amazing Steve and kc brady) that this season's plot apparently contains -- prepare to be shocked -- some geographical...
ETIQUETTE NOTE FROM INDIA
No toilet, no bride (Thanks to DavCat)
CSI: LEDBURY
Somebody painted the Prince of Wales pink. (Thanks to Bethany)
THAT TRAINING COMES IN HANDY
Ex-commando captures runaway pig (Thanks to Anmil Haji)
BREAKING NEWS FROM MENTOR
Teen Accused of Tackling Mascot in Cow Suit at Mentor Chick-fil-A (Thanks to Danny)
A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
(Thanks to John Gregg)
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THE PROS RECOMMEND USING A TANK
Mother-in-law survives rocket attack (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)
LINGERIE FOOTBALL UPDATE
(Thanks to Martini Shark)
