Dave Barry's Blog, page 4020
April 2, 2009
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS
Man Coughs Up Nail Stuck In His Nose For 30 Years (Thanks to Jollymon and Matt Filar)
YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT?
(Thanks to Dr. Doug)
CLEARLY THEY ARE NOT FACTORING IN BATHROOM AVAILABILITY
Sisters spread happiness while brothers breed distress, experts believe. (Thanks to Anil Haji)
TIME FOR A NUCLEAR STRIKE
Billy Mays is getting a reality-TV show. (Thanks to nursecindy)
BUT IT ALWAYS WORKS IN THE MOVIES
Burglar almost coldcocks himself during attempted break-in One placed himself in a football stance and ran the length of the yard into the porch door with his body. The latch held quite nicely. The impact sent the would-be thief flying...
FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE MORNING SO FAR
Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car Key Dramatic Excerpt: The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door. The woman said she would try, and then, she said,...
CULINARY UPDATE
(Thanks to Siouxie and Jeff Meyerson)
SAFETY ADVISORY
Never laugh with scissors. (Thanks to Siouxie)
April 1, 2009
NOTICE THAT IT IS A MALE DOCTOR SAYING THIS
Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men (Thanks to John Drost)
ARKANSAS: THE 'STAY PUT' STATE
EL DORADO, Ark. (AP) - An El Dorado man accused of being drunk and taking a school bus has been ordered by a judge to stay put in the evenings. (Thanks to Steve Shuler)
