Dave Barry's Blog, page 4018
April 4, 2009
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
It is SO here. (Thanks to Siouxie)
CANCEL YOUR CABLE TV
Check out the Bald Eagle NestCam. 25 February: Good news! The trash bag blew out of the nest. (Thanks to Andy)
WHY WE LOVE GUYS
Guys know how to resolve disputes. (Thanks to Siouxie)
REST IN PIECES
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT RINSING
Police in northern Germany are searching for a man who tried to walk out of a supermarket with 68 tubes of toothpaste stuffed into his clothing. (Thanks to RussellMc)
EVENTUALLY THE CURRENT WILL CARRY IT TO FLORIDA
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
WHICH IS WHY WE FAVOR STRICT GOVERNMENT REGULATION
A bar fight around midnight Wednesday turned ugly when a man was attacked with a napkin holder. (Thanks to Onterrible)
April 3, 2009
CROSS THEIR PICKET LINE, AND YOU TURN INTO A FROG
Russian wizards seek trade union (Thanks to catmanmax)
YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT?
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
