Dave Barry's Blog, page 4014
April 9, 2009
SKI UPDATE
Is there such a thing as a thigh transplant? Because I need two.
CSI: C'OUER D'ALENE
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Matt Filar)
DMV, TOFU HATERS
"...tofu is like a staple for us. I was just going to have a cool license plate, and the DMV misinterpreted my message," the Centennial resident said. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie, Matthew Buettner, Cynthia, and catmanmax)
April 8, 2009
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
(Sent in by everyone in the known universe.)
WE MAY BE THE LAST BLOG IN THE WORLD TO BLOG THIS
But we will not be denied. (Thanks to Siouxie, Matt Filar, and Allen at Division)
SPEAKING OF BARBIE
One of the ladies in my online book club (where we were discussing the junk that is in our basements) said she had Earring Magic Ken in hers. Key quote since The Blog is out of town: "On closer inspection,...
CHOOSE WONDER WOMAN
The Blog could raise lots of money. You'd all donate, wouldn't you? (Thanks to Siouxie)
DEAR ABBY
Why have Americans been so slow to adopt the term "agony aunt"? Are they stupid, or what? Signed - Ashamed in Miami (Thanks to nursecindy)
