Dave Barry's Blog, page 4013
April 10, 2009
JOIN US ON THE GEEZER BUS
Gather round, children, and let Auntie s.b. tell you about the olden days, when there was a band called the Lemon Pipers who did a really cool psychedelic song called Green Tambourine, which some people enjoyed more after smoking herbal...
NTTAWWT
(Thanks - umm, yeah! - to nursecindy)
IT'S NOT ABOUT RACE
It's about Asians gittin' better names, like, y'know, Tex, Slim and Bubba. (Thanks to "humeri")
STUPID QUESTION OF THE DAY
Why is Good Friday "good"? (Thanks in advance to all the commenters, who will no doubt provide excellent, if sometimes sacrilegious, answers)
HOW'S YOUR MARGARITA SUPPLY HOLDING UP, SIR?
This ought to make the morning after even eezier. (Thanks to PPM and Leetie)
SPORTS ITEM FROM DOWN UNDER
Kangaroos AFL club unlikely to discipline players over chicken sex video (Thanks to Ralph Kirshner)
April 9, 2009
FLATULENCE IN THE NEWS
(Thanks to many members of the concerned public)
WHEN THERE'S CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
Dial 911 (Thanks to Russell Mc, Joshua Orpin, and Gregg Geil)
