Dave Barry's Blog, page 4016
April 7, 2009
HEALTH TIP
Teens advised not to use body spray as flame thrower (Thanks to Claire Martin)
A QUESTION FOR WOMEN
Why do you do this?
April 6, 2009
WHY
Why is it always windy during bra ads? There are tv ads with model after model in regular clothing, just walking around the photo shoot under normal non-windy conditions, and then they go to the bra models, and suddenly there's...
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Here is where we stand: Last week Jack found out that he has a case of Deadly Fatal Bioweapon Disease of Death, which is incurable, so he will be fine. To Jack Bauer, a fatal incurable disease is the equivalent...
THE SURE WAY FOR A MAN TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE WITH HIS LADY
Jewelry. Right? (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE FIRED
...since it's impossible to believe this wasn't blogged already. Luckily The Blog did his firing in advance, before he left, just to be on the safe side.
ATTENTION, PEOPLE SENDING STUFF IN THE MAIL TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
We are not mind readers. We don't know your name, even though you've scribbled it the same way for the last 87 years. We don't know what you want unless you actually tell us, preferably in straightforward sentences that don't...
PASTOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Anil Haji)
DOES JACK BAUER RECEIVE SPECIAL HELP?
The Jesus BandAid (Thanks to Laura Vona) UPDATE: Hmmmmmmm.
REMINDER
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