Dave Barry's Blog, page 4019

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THIS JUST IN

(Thanks to catmanmax)

WE ARE RECOMMENDING THAT YOU TETHER YOUR INFANT

CDC: Rocket fuel chemical found in baby formula (Thanks to Jonathan)

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Reporters given sex line instead of Hillary Clinton's number (Thanks to Peter Metrinko, DavCat and Allen at Division) Related Item: Hello, Peace Cereal? (Thanks to catmanmax)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Horse-hair rustlers. (Thanks to DavCat)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE. WHICH, NO OFFENSE, IS FINE WITH US.

Robo Croc has gone to that Big Swamp in the Sky.

MINOR-LEAGUE-BASEBALL PROMOTION OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Octomom Night (Thanks to MOTW)

YOU HATE TO SEE A PERSON THROW AWAY HIS LIFE LIKE THIS

LAGOS (Reuters) – Nigeria's anti-narcotics agency confiscated 6.5 tones of marijuana Tuesday from the home of a man who claimed to be 114 years old. (Thanks to RussellMc, Siouxie and scmommy)

'IT IS UNDERSTOOD THERE HAVE BEEN TENSIONS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD'

We'll say. (Thanks to Claire Martin)

CSI: LOVEJOY ROAD

The driver, who was 77, said he was driving down Lovejoy Road when the woman flagged him down and used a slang term to offer to give him oral sex for $30, according to her arrest report. The driver said...