Dave Barry's Blog, page 4022
April 1, 2009
MARIJUANA MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Dude, that hurts. (Thanks to false)
OUR DOG WENT CRAZY
PASADENA, Calif. (KABC) -- There was a close call early Wednesday morning, as an asteroid whizzed past Earth; close in galactic terms, that is. The asteroid flew within 49,000 miles of the Earth's surface at 1:17 a.m. Pacific Time.
March 31, 2009
IT'S A DARNED GOOD THING THIS BLOG HAS A STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE'S NAMES
Otherwise we would be tempted to link to this. (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
URGENT ADVISORY TO EVERYBODY IN THAILAND
Get out of the water NOW. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
CSI: GESUNDHEIT
But the DNA came from an unsuspecting woman working at a factory in southern Germany, where cotton swabs are produced for the police force, investigators said. They suspect she may have sneezed on the swabs used to collect evidence and...
WE SENSE A LAWSUIT COMING
(Thanks to RussellMc)
'I'M DOING THIS FOR US, HONEY. IS THE COLLAR TOO TIGHT? IT IS? GOOD!'
Despite a spike in stress levels, couples who engage in sadomasochistic activities (S&M), may end up strengthening their relationship, according to a new study published in the magazine New Scientist this week. (Thanks to Joshua Orpin)
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
(Thanks to Mike Harlin, John Gregg and Pubo Rex)
AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING
(Thanks to B. Kizer)
LEGALLY, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A CLEAR, ONE-QUART RESEALABLE PLASTIC BAG
A JetBlue employee says he took a free flight from New York to Boston -- after falling asleep in a plane's cargo bin. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says, "I thought flying in the cargo hold on JetBlue...
