Dave Barry's Blog, page 4017
April 6, 2009
URGENT NEWS ADVISORY
Happy Tartan Day! (Thanks to funniegrrl) Update: Kilts, kilts, kilts...
TRAVEL UPDATE
Every flight has at least one passenger who is convinced that, given enough time, he or she will be able to force into the overhead luggage bin a "carry-on" suitcase that would not fit into the Pacific Ocean.
April 5, 2009
TRAVEL ADVISORY
For the next week I'll be off skiing in a large rectangular state where they they might not have the Internet, because bears keep eating it. So blogging from me will be sporadic. On Monday night at 9 there will...
DETROIT FINALLY DRAWS THE LINE
Detroit -- Plans to hold an impromptu pillow fight at Campus Martius Park apparently ruffled the feathers of police and they confiscated pillows from people who trickled into the park Saturday for the frivolity. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
AUSTRALIA
Be grateful it's far away. (Thanks to wsiwyg, a.k.a. David in Oz)
BREAKING SPORTS UPDATE
A footballer has been given a yellow card for distracting a penalty taker with "ungentlemanly conduct" by breaking wind. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
'LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE. ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.'
An adventurous traffic-cop in western Ukraine has been filming pornographic movies with the aid of police equipment. (Thanks to Ralph)
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
Yesterday I took my daughter and one of her friends to the Miami-Dade County Youth Fair, which is a standard county fair, with stands selling food such as deep-fried Cholesterol On A Stick, and rides that enable you to throw...
April 4, 2009
MOMENTS AFTER THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN, HE TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT
A lawnmower-operating dog: (Thanks to nursecindy)
ANOTHER PROMISING CAREER DOWN THE TOILET
(Thanks to Brook)
