Dave Barry's Blog, page 4015
April 8, 2009
A MESSAGE ESPECIALLY FOR THE BLOG
Try bacon! (Thanks to DavCat, PPM, Greg K., and WayneHere)
SKI UPDATE
We must pray that Iran never gets hold of the formula for the margaritas served at this establishment. Although after last night, there may not be any left.
DENVER
Where culture is its own reward (Thanks to Claire Martin DavCat)
BUT WE KNOW IT WHEN WE SEE IT
"For purposes of this section, the term 'buttocks' shall mean the area at the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top such line...
April 7, 2009
SKI REPORT
There is still a huge amount of runaway gravity on the mountain. And somebody has removed all the oxygen.
WISCONSIN: WISER THAN YOU MAY THINK
State officials are looking for the person feeding squirrels on the Capitol grounds, and they want him or her to stop. (Thanks to Horace)
WAITING FOR YOUTUBE
Police say a Japanese pop star dressed up as a pineapple has been robbed while shooting a music video in southern Sweden. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard)
MORONIC YOUNG PERSON CRIMINALS OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to John Lobert)
DO YOU VALUE YOUR BRAIN?
Then you must eat more chocolate, whether you like it or not. (Many thanks to insom for today's excuse)
