Dave Barry's Blog, page 4012

SPIRITUAL UPDATE

SoulWow. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax) And: Lego Jesus. (Thanks to Loudmouth)

ALL OVER THE WORLD, GUYS ARE LOOKING AT THEIR PHONES AND GOING, 'HMMMM....'

RIYADH (Reuters) – A Saudi man has divorced his wife by text message, a newspaper said Thursday. The man was in Iraq when he sent the SMS informing her she was no longer his spouse. He followed up with a...

THEY ARE BOTH LEGALLY QUALIFIED TO BE DRIVING INSTRUCTORS IN MIAMI

A Norwegian man faces a heavy fine and a driving ban after police caught him having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on the motorway, police say. (Thanks to Allen at Division)

UPDATE

We thought this was a chick: But now we think maybe it is a festive and delicious Venezuelan giant Easter rodent.

THE EASTER HAMSTER

In Sophie's magazine, the Rice Krispies chick looks like this: Here it is in Reality:

HAPPY EASTER

...to you and yours.

WE SOMETIMES MISTAKE WOODY FOR A SANE PERSON

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie (Thanks to Rob Barry)

EVERYDAY HERO

So we're sitting in the Denver airport, in a confined area, maybe 25 people, and in our midst is one of those Bluetooth Blowhards, carrying on a long cellphone conversation in a loud voice so everybody can hear every detail...

THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL SKIING

You need the right equipment.

GET MORE BANG FOR YOUR ZLOTY

Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (Thanks to Horace LaBadie, Cynthia, and Richard Hunt)