Dave Barry's Blog, page 4010

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG

LINGERIE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

The Hero Brassiere (Thanks to Larry Odom and Siouxie)

MIAMI WILDLIFE UPDATE

Here we have a rare sighting, in its native environment, of the Router Lizard.

THE YANKEES IMMEDIATELY SIGNED IT TO A SIX-YEAR, $317 MILLION CONTRACT

Goat's Head Found Outside Chicago's Wrigley Field (Thanks to Siouxie)

IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME AND CAN CRANK UP THE SOUND

...this'll lighten your day. (Thanks to this blog's Belgian beer buddy, Philippe "Mr. Petanque America" Boets)

THOSE DAMN VISTA UPDATES

(Thanks to Philip Snyder)

JOB OPENING OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to catmanmax)

EASTER FLASHBACK

CJrun and crossgirl observe the holiday with their own special tradition.

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR

Passenger lands turboprop plane after pilot dies (Thanks to Glen Page)

LAST NIGHT'S 24

There was some kind of problem last night with the blog software -- we think it was a bad algorithm in the carburetor -- so not everybody got to see the wrapup by The Amazing Steve. You can find it...