Dave Barry's Blog, page 4007
April 17, 2009
GIMME A ... WHOA
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
BACKGROUND MUSIC
It makes a difference. (Thanks to Beth Armogida)
CLASSINESS
You know it when you see it. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
PUTTING THE FORCE IN 'POLICE FORCE'
Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms. (Thanks to Lord Greg, Jeff Matthews, Anil Haji and Ralph)
THIS IS CALLED 'THE FLORIDA METHOD'
Driving teacher allegedly drunk during lesson (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Martini Shark)
A LONG-OVERDUE CRACKDOWN ON CONDIMENT THEFT
A jury has convicted Steve Rocco, the former Orange School District trustee, of stealing a half-full bottle of ketchup from a Chapman University cafeteria. (Thanks to Martini Shark)
SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE
The little furred bastard seen at the bottom of this photo took out most of the Yukon. (Thanks to Ralph and Cheryl)
WHY EXPERTS SAY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WAX WITH A BUDDY
Woman sues for $160m over wax mishap (Thanks to Siouxie and Jeff Meyerson)
WORDS YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE TOGETHER IN A HEADLINE
"Ex-girlfriend," "stun gun" and "castration." (Thanks to DavCat)
IT WAS ASKING FOR IT
Burglar urinates on potato (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
