Dave Barry's Blog, page 4005

'YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT BUNNY HEAD OFF, PLEASE?'

Here's a highly informative TV-news interview. (Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy)

DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE GLAMOROUS TO BE A BIG-LEAGUE-BASEBALL TRAINER?

Think again. (Thanks to trustf8 and Janice Gelb)

I DON'T CARE IF IF EVER GET BAK

First steroids; now, spelling. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

WHY YOU NEVER SEE BABY WOLVERINES

see more pwn and owned pictures (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER

Tasmania's wombat poo paper a hit (Thanks to Jeff Gallup)

CHECK, PLEASE

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON, TYNE AND WEAR

(Thanks to Ralph, catmanmax and Siouxie)

YOUR BASICALLY DAILY BACON UPDATE

Now: a bacon blowtorch. (Thanks to Bryan M., catmanmax and Siouxie)

BUT THERE IS TO BE NO COW-POKING

A Lotto winner has opened a nude dude ranch. (Thanks toDavCat)

LAKE CHARGOGGAGOGGMANCHAUGGAGOGGCHAUBUNAGUNGAMAUGG UPDATE

It's about damn time. (Thanks to DavCat)