Dave Barry's Blog, page 4003
April 21, 2009
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM ON CRUISE SHIPS
A scientist has discovered that fish get seasick. (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
SOMEBODY HAS TO STUDY IT
A Discursive Investigation of the Reinvention of Pole Dancing as a Recreational Activity (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
WE JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T SELL THE PLANS TO IRAN
A guy is planning to launch a "model" rocket 36 feet long. (Thanks to David Reser)
SCRANTON: CITY OF EXCITEMENT
Naked woman assaults firefighter, starts blaze while heating chicken wings, police say (Thanks to trustf8)
TODAY'S FIRST-AID TIP
How to remove a leech from an eyeball (Thanks to DavCat and Horace LaBadie)
CSI: CENTREVILLE
"He lost control of his functions." (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
WE AWAIT WORD FROM FRANCE
Giant Nazi cows on the loose in Britain (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)
NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN!
Maggots discovered in popular candy (Thanks to Kay Myers)
FASHION UPDATE
Push-up pants fly off shelves (Thanks to Justin Barber and trustf8)
April 20, 2009
PATRICK FARRELL'S PULITZER
The Miami Herald's Patrick Farrell, a great photographer and a terrific guy, won a Pulitzer Prize today for his powerful and heartrending photographs of the awful devastation in Haiti caused by the storms of 2008. You can see the photos...
