Dave Barry's Blog, page 4001
April 22, 2009
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, BUT IT'S INTERESTING
Here's a story about a woman who got fed up with her 10- and 12-year-old daughters' fighting, so she ordered them out of the car and drove away. Everybody agrees this was wrong. But some people feel it was understandable....
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Woman bares chest to deputy during DUI stop Needless to say, she already has a Florida driver's license. (Thanks to s2per)
WAIT... IT'S MADE OF WHAT KIND OF SKIN?
(Thanks to Lani)
THIS IS PROBABLY FAKE
But we don't care. (Keep the sound down if you're at work.) (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
DESPITE ALARMIST SPECULATION, YOWIE NOT RESPONSIBLE IN TOP END DOG DEATH
Whatever killed the dog in the Top End, it wasn't the Yowie, according to a Yowie expert, who asserts that the Yowie speculation is "alarmist." (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "Yowie Alarmists" would be a good name for...
AND YET THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH 'SPOTTED DICK'
(Thanks to catmanmax)
OF COURSE SOME OF THESE KNICKERS HAVE ANTI-INCONTINENCE FEATURES
Aged 68 and still a Sex Bomb: Fans throw knickers onstage as Tom Jones performs in Florida (Thanks to Siouxie)
BOFFIN UPDATE
Now the crazy bastards are putting radio transmitters on ants. (Thanks to catmanmax)
CRIMESTOPPERS OF THE WEEK SO FAR
"The two were thinking about calling 911 when they heard the shots but started making out instead." (Thanks to Allen at Division)
FORTUNATELY, EVERYBODY HERE IS HEAVILY ARMED
Bears are showing up in the Miami area.
