Dave Barry's Blog, page 4002
April 22, 2009
THIS WOULD MAKE PERFECT SENSE TO FLORIDA DRIVERS
The Virginia Department of Transportation is deliberately painting zigzag lines on the road. (Thanks to Brian Clay)
WE NEED MORE REUNIONS LIKE THIS
A woman hired a stripper to impersonate her at her high-school reunion. (Thanks to DavCat)
April 21, 2009
THUS DASHING THIS BLOG'S HOPE THAT HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN POOPED ON BY A HOWLER MONKEY
A federal judge ruled today that former Gov. Rod Blagojevich cannot go to Costa Rica to film a reality show.
A NEW WEAPON IN AN OLD WAR
The Beaver Baffle System Vaguely related item here.
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
A reality show for pigs. (Thanks to catmanmax)
IT IS A GOOD THING THIS BLOG HAS A STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
Because otherwise we would probably link to this. (Thanks to Bob Filipczak)
CRIME DOES NOT PAY
Dye explodes in man's pants (Thanks to DavCat and Justin Barber)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Now the bastards are using eagles. Also, pigs. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Kay Myers)
GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Porno Gnome (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
