Dave Barry's Blog, page 4006
April 19, 2009
STRONG NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Burning Wok and the Sex Shop Fire (Thanks to Bill Moore)
WE CAN IMAGINE
Giant groper find shocks family (Thanks to Ralph)
April 18, 2009
WHAT WE COULD DO IF WE BUILD UP AN ALARMING SURPLUS OF AMERICA-MADE AUTOMOBILES
Something along these lines. (Thanks to CJrun)
CRIMEFIGHTERS OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Moo. (Thanks to Matt Filar and Horace LaBadie)
MISSISSIPPI WOMEN
They're tough. (Thanks to nursecindy)
UPDATE ON THE ALLEGED GOOMBA'S PIZZERIA CALZONE-RELATED PISTOL-WHIPPING
The alleged lawsuit has allegedly been dropped. Key Legal Term: "Calzone kerfuffle." (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
April 17, 2009
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING SWINGING SOUTH BEND HOTSPOTS
...you're talking Taco Bell. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHOA
The Rodenator (Thanks to Kevin Routledge)
CLEVELAND FEVER
Catch it. (Thanks to catmanmax)
