Dave Barry's Blog, page 4004
April 20, 2009
WE SEE A LONG AND DIFFICULT ROAD AHEAD FOR EVERYBODY
Toddler gets foot stuck in potty during toilet training (Thanks to Matt Filar)
SOMETHING WE BET HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO A WOMAN
Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls (Thanks to oneblankspace)
WHAT A GUY NEVER, EVER WANTS TO BE CALLED IN A HEADLINE
"Nad trap man" (Thanks to Allen at Division)
REMINDER
Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Pathogen Time. Be here, or be a hair in the armpit of Bill Laimbeer.
WELL, IT WAS HER HONEYMOON; WHO CAN BLAME HER?
"She was so excited she teared up," Bruce said. (Thanks to Nancy Worley and Jeff Meyerson)
A STORY YOU WILL NEVER SEE POSTED ON THIS BLOG
Unless The Blog is at an event and we are fairly certain he will not notice it when he gets back. (Thanks to DavCat)
BERLIN
Where they know what's important. (Thanks to the son of the s.b., who could give no further details because "they charge to get in.")
HOW ABOUT 'BUDDY?'
NJ town can't seem to decide what to call itself (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
April 19, 2009
'HOW DID HE DO IT?'
"Limber, I guess." (Thanks to Siouxie)
SOMETIMES DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE
You could own a toilet seat used by Camilla. (Thanks to Siouxie)
