Dave Barry's Blog, page 4008
April 16, 2009
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
DWI on a steamroller: the video. (Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)
GIRD YOUR THIGHS, MANHATTAN
Jack is coming. (Thanks to Virgil Hidges Jr.)
THIS JUST IN FROM FIJI
Man gets on bus (Thanks to Claire Martin and Ralph)
'YES, I WENT TO THE BAR'
"But I swear I didn't inhale." (Thanks to Siouxie and Allen at Division)
ATTENTION ALL KITSAP COUNTY UNITS
Be on the lookout for the Man Hands Bandit. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
TODAY'S HEALTH TIP ADVISORY FOR MEN
Don't go daggering, because you could fracture your todger. (Thanks to catmanmax)
OH YEAH? JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY NEED TO KILL A SPIDER.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
A MAJOR BLOW THAT IS MAJOR
Kazakhstan Indefinitely Postpones Space Program Indefinitely (Thanks to Jeff Matthews)
FROGS IN THE NEWS
French bus driver sacked for saving frog And why was the frog crossing the road? Probably to eat another frog. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Update: Or, it was on its way to an orgy pool. (Thanks to Danny) "Orgy Pool"...
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LONGER HOSE
A woman calls the fire department after seeing sunlight in her bathroom. (Thanks to Shari and Allen at Division)
