Dave Barry's Blog, page 97

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

6-foot long boa constrictor found in Target shopping cart

(Thanks to Ralph)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Fish dropped from the sky knocks out power in N.J. town

(Thanks to Maryann, who says "We know who trained the bird.")

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Two live tarantulas are now being housed at the Royal Alberta Museum after being discovered hidden in a toy plane and a plastic container at the Edmonton International Airport.

(Thanks to B&C and EricY)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

What we have is telepoem booths.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

WHICH MEANS, POTENTIALLY, TERMITES

Nestle recalls some Toll House cookie dough for potentially containing wood chips

(Thanks to MOTW and Al Barkafski)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

What���s that stuff in your bellybutton? Science has the answer.

(Thanks to Annette)

THIS IS BASICALLY HOW WE SLEEP

Want to feel thrilled to be alive? Try death meditation: It involves wrapping yourself in sheets like a 'mummy' and imagining looking at your dead body

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says "Hard pass.")

ALL FOUR OF THEM

Lehigh Valley convention draws electric fan enthusiasts

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Gym manager goes viral after kicking out a turtle

(Thanks to Ralph)

WELL APPARENTLY SOMEBODY IS

San Franciscans Are Having Sex in Robotaxis, and Nobody Is Talking About It

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Michael Parry)