Dave Barry's Blog, page 100

BON APETIT, HUMANS!

Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "So, like my high school cafeteria.")

THE EPIDEMIC WORSENS

An Arizona woman returned home from vacation to an unexpected guest, a snake in her toilet! She called a local rattlesnake company who had to come three separate times because each time they tried to get the snake out, it would go back into the toilet.

"A local rattlesnake company?"

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT'S WORSE THAN A BEAR CRASHING YOUR RECEPTION?

B.C. newlyweds spend their wedding night at the top of broken down Banff Gondola

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Drunk woman drives into North Country restaurant, drives out and hits tree

(Thanks to Chris)

IT'S PROBABLY TOURISTS

A group of Peruvian villagers are living in fear as they believe they are under attack by mysterious 7ft-tall 'aliens' they have named "Los Pelacaras," which translates to "The Face Peelers."

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THAT'S MY BREAKFAST, DUDES

Toronto man charged after disguising cannabis as frozen waffles while entering U.S., officials say

(Thanks to B&C)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Snake spotted in baggage claim area at Pearson International Airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

���Large��� creature ��� with 20 arms ��� found lurking in Antarctic sea.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

OTHER THAN THAT....

A Colorado couple's wedding started with monsoon rains and ended with an uninvited guest -- a bear -- raiding the dessert table.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE' DOES NOTHING

AI replacing psychics as 'fortune telling' droids put tarot readers out of work

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Time for a benefit concert.")