Dave Barry's Blog, page 103

STILL MORE EXCITING THAN CORNHOLE

The World Snail Racing Championships

(Thanks to EricY)

DUDE, STOP THE PRESSES

Using marijuana may affect your ability to think and plan, study says

(Thanks to Steve K.)

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION

Man wins right to keep emotional support emu

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Peter Metrinko)

HEH

Heh heh heh.

(Thanks to Ralph)

BURGLAR'S BEST FRIEND

San Diego police shared a video of a bizarre incident in which a burglar stopped for a minute to affectionately pat a golden retriever before stealing its owner's $1,300 electric bike.

(Thanks to Roberto)

TAKING CUSTOMER SERVICE TO A NEW LEVEL

Woman says Popeye���s employees ripped her hair out because she complained about wrong order

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

A GREAT VISUAL *AND* AN EXCELLENT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Millipede Shadow

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

MAYBE TAKE ALONG A DECENT CAMERA

The Loch Ness Centre in Scotland is calling for ���budding monster hunters��� and volunteers to join in what it dubs the largest search for the Loch Ness Monster since the 1970s.

(Thanks to EricY)

AND IN SPORTS

Raccoon crashes through press box ceiling at Utah soccer game

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

A large statue of a polar beer which urinates into a canal in Amersfoort every couple of minutes has been turned off at night because the noise woke up nearby locals.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)