Dave Barry's Blog, page 102

HUH

Zoom orders workers back to the office

(Thanks to Static Joeage)

'SUSPICIOUS' IS ONE WORD FOR IT

British alien investigator releases videos of suspicious flying triangles at suspected UFO hotspot

(Thanks to EricY)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Man stuffs 14 snakes in his pockets to try and smuggle them through customs

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Ga. man breaks into church near Florida beach to baptize himself, deputies say

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Rod Nunley, Barry Nester, Stan Ruth, Robert Moats and Annette)

IT COULD JUST BE A CASE OF POOR PARKING SKILLS

WSVN spoke to the divers ��� Ken Fleming and Doug Bishop ��� after they found 32 different cars purposely dumped in a murky lake near Miami International Airport.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

AND IN SPORTS

The PFC (Pillow Fight Championship) is the first professional international pillow-fighting sports association.

(Thanks to William Falzone)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

A 4-year-old girl was run over by a runaway golf cart after a fire department dog got into the vehicle and lay on its accelerator, officials said.

(Thanks to Annette)

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

Delayed passengers growl after a bear escapes from the cargo hold of an Iraqi plane in Dubai

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

People in Milton Keynes have been left confused after a traffic cone has appeared on top of a lamp post.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

At least they weren't gobsmacked.