Dave Barry's Blog, page 101

A FLORIDA INSTRUCTOR'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Employee plows through front of driving school

(Thanks to Ralph)

AT A FAST RATE?

Human Penises Are Getting Bigger At A Fast Rate, But That Might Not Be A Good Thing

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

ATTENTION PULITZER JUDGES:

I tried the ���bird poop facial��� Tom Cruise reportedly swears by

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Topless women with horns on heads lay half-naked in the sun to save 9,000 bulls

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Tampa mayor makes $1.1M cocaine catch while fishing in Florida Keys with family

(Thanks to James Flynn and Roberto)

IT WAS ETC. AFTER ETC.

Loose monkey captured under Houston pickup truck

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Teletubbies fans freaked out to discover how big they were compared to humans

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "If this doesn���t smack someone���s gob, nothing will.")

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT IT SOUNDS EXCITING

Hundreds of curious Brits are subscribed to a live-stream on YouTube filming an unassuming rubbish skip ��� and what brazen passers-by are fly-tipping into it.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

JUST A BURGER FOR US, THANKS

The ���Kiwami Omakase��� course, comprised of 20 pieces of sushi, costs JP��350,000 (��1,927; $2,475), making it the world���s most expensive sushi.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "I don't think the $2,475 includes the tip.")

A FLORIDA ETC.

Car flies into the second floor of home and is left dangling

(Thanks to Robert Moats)