Dave Barry's Blog, page 105

ATTENTION, UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL:

China Could Limit Children���s Smartphone Time To A Maximum Of 2 Hours A Day

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

AND IN WATER SPORTS

Naked German Surfer Nearly Castrated in River Wave Wipeout

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER���

Toxic 'foaming' watermelons are showing up in Maine

(Thanks to Static Joeage, who says he saw them open for the Mothers of Invention) 

INCLUDES 'GOOP FREEBIES'

Just in time to round out your Tomato Girl Summer, actress and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow is putting the guesthouse to her Montecito, Calif., home on Airbnb this September.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

UNFORTUNATELY, NOT FROM A FLYING CAR

Door falls from the sky and lands on store in Florida

(Thanks to Rick Day)

CHECK THE BATHTUB

Kangaroo, two porcupines on the loose from Arizona zoo

(Thanks to John Lobert and MOTW)

ALWAYS THE LAST ETC.

Scotland resident finds fox in bathtub

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Curious B.C. bear steals golf bag from bewildered golfer

(Thanks to Roberto)

Bears are basically large squirrels.

THAT'S NEARLY 20 MPH OVER FLORIDA'S LEGAL LIMIT

Florida teen pulled over for going 132 on highway, dad needed to pick him up

(Thanks to EricY)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Gravy-themed roller coaster set to open at theme park next year

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)