Dave Barry's Blog, page 109

MAMMOTHS ATE CHOCOLATE?

EATING chocolate can cut the risk of early death by up to ten per cent, ��a mammoth study found.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Florida Woman Bites Another Woman���s Ear Off During Brawl At House Party

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "'Another' woman's ear! That makes how many now?')

'DEFINITELY A POO'

Mystery of the 'Loch Thames monster' as man spots 'Godzilla' in London river

(Thanks to Ralph)

NEBRASKA: STATE OF EXCITEMENT

World's coolest cow performs 10 tricks in 60 seconds!

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

ATTENTION, IDIOTS:

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I do not want to meet the person who actually does this.")

THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO DO

Scientists discover secret of virgin birth, and switch on the ability in female flies

(Thanks to John Lobert and B&C)

THE WORST PART IS, THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Ancient pathogens released from melting ice could wreak havoc on the world, new analysis reveals

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen, who says "Just don't answer the doorbell.")

OTHER THAN THAT, THE PERFECT CRIME

Video shows moment bumbling Ohio burglar falls from bank roof into trash can ��� just as police arrive

(Thanks to EricY)

HE 'HAS TAKEN HIS FIRST WALK'

Man spends $22,000 to become a border collie dog

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Ron T)

'THERE WILL EVEN BE FOOD STALLS'

Plymouth family fun day is being held at city's incinerator

(Thanks to Ralph)