Dave Barry's Blog, page 111

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Manitoba town star of insect repellent ad

(Thanks to The Perts)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE LEGAL

Frozen bananas flung onto highway, damaging five vehicles in Berks Co.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THIS WOULD HAVE NO AFFECT ON FLORIDA DRIVERS

French village disorients drivers with crisscrossed white lines

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "French village on high alert.")

LOVE WILL FIND A WAY

Girl Keeps Cutting Power in Her Home Village to Meet Lover under Cover of Darkness

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHY WE NEED THE INTERNET

This.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BUT YOU GET BOTH LEFT AND RIGHT

���Ultra-rare��� Apple sneakers on sale for $50,000

(Thanks to Steve K.)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Naked woman gets out of car at major Bay Area bridge, starts firing gun

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

'PRE-ORDERS'

World���s first flying electric car headed for US dealerships as it racks up $750M in pre-orders

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Manatee dies at Florida aquarium after ���high intensity sexual behavior��� with brother

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Woman attempting to rescue parrot gets stranded on cliff

(Thanks to John Lobert)