Dave Barry's Blog, page 107

THIS IS PRETTY GREAT

MAN SWALLOWS ENTIRE OSCAR MAYER WIENERMOBILE

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF SWORN TESTIMONY SAYS SO, IT MUST BE TRUE

Russian fighter jets once fired at possible extraterrestrial life forms after a pair of UFOs nearly caused World War III to break out, according to sworn testimony shared to Congress and obtained by Fox News.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THERE WAS ALREADY A WORLD RECORD FOR THIS?

Japanese man suctions 11 cans to his head to break world record

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

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GUYS IN ACTION

Man Gets Light Bulb Stuck in Mouth While Attempting Stupid Online Challenge

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Freakishly Large Viruses With Arms And Tails Found in Massachusetts

(Thanks to Ralph)

THANKS, 'FACIAL ANALYST!'

Facial analyst claims humans are 'becoming LESS attractive' with every new generation

(Thanks to Maryann)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE MARSHMALLOWS

A semi-truck hauling 40,000 pounds of chocolate caught fire about 4:15 a.m. on Interstate 80 in Placer County near Carpenter Road.

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

BUT THEY DO HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Zoo in China denies allegations some of its bears might be 'humans in disguise'

(Thanks to B&C, Robert Moats, The Perts, Nancy Gill and Maryann)

WE SAW N.C.S. OPEN FOR R.E.M.

Europe Worried About Nasty Crotch Situation Among Moon Astronauts

(Thanks to Matt Filar)