Dave Barry's Blog, page 108

'A VOLUMETRIC PASSENGER'

A British Airways passenger was stuck in his seat for 3 hours after landing and had to be taken out of first class with a hoist

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY WE NEED JOURNALISTS

This blog proudly answers: Because the public has a right to know.

(Thanks to Annette)

'POTENTIAL'

Pilot Records Potential UFO Disappearing Into Clouds

(Thanks to EricY)

PENNSYLVANIA CUISINE UPDATE

Enormous Lebanon bologna sandwich unveiled at Pennsylvania community fair

(Thanks to Ron T. and Rodney Bertelsen)

THIS IS WHY WHEN WE WANT FISH, WE GO TO A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT

Kayak Fisherman Gets Dragged 15 MILES Out To Sea By 500-Pound Marlin

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THE LESSON HERE IS, STICK WITH YOUR OLD AI SEX ROBOTS

New AI sex robots could blackmail or kill their owner, warn terrified experts

(Thanks to Annette)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Researchers Tickle Rats For Science

(Thanks to Ralph)

PEOPLE ARE EASILY BAFFLED

People left baffled after camera catches 'portal to another dimension' at ski resort

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Fragments of what's believed to be Beethoven's skull were in California drawer for decades

(Thanks to The Perts)

NO PLACE LIKE HOME, DUDE

Architects are turning to cannabis-based ���hempcrete��� that could revolutionize the way we build our homes

(Thanks to EricY)