Dave Barry's Blog, page 112

STEP 1: STOP PUTTING CHEESE ON YOUR FEET

If your Tesla starts to stink like cheesy feet, this is what you have to do

(Thanks to John W)

WELL YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY THEM ON

Raccoon shows up on baggage belt at Philadelphia airport

(Thanks to Ralph, and to John Lobert, who asks "Where was it supposed to show up?")

HUMANS HAVE DONE WAY WORSE

BOFFINS developed the first AI engine to write love songs ��� and it came up with the line: ���You���re my biohazard baby���.

(Thanks to Maryann)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Sullivan's is removing its outdoor seating due to aggressive seagulls

(Thanks to Ann Farr)

WE DON'T THINK SO

In celebration of National Mustard Day on August 5, the candy brand has partnered with French���s to make its first-ever mustard-flavored Skittle.

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)

GIT ALONG, LITTLE DOGIES

China flat owner who kept 7 cows on verandah ordered to remove animals after neighbours complain of smell and noise

(Thanks to Nancy Gill and Ralph)

THEY'RE DOING WHAT TO BEAVERS?

California aims to tap beavers, once viewed as a nuisance, to help with water issues and wildfires

(Thanks to Matt filar)

TEENS IN ACTION

Hundreds evacuated after teenage girl sets fire to hotel sofa following fight with mother

(Thanks to MOTW)

HOW HOT IS IT?

School librarian says his shoes melted while helping kids cross the street

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

After years of being casually peed on by humans, this tree is peeing back.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)