Dave Barry's Blog, page 106

AUSTRALIA IS UNIMPRESSED

Ball pythons overrun Florida neighborhood: 'We have found 22 in a matter of four weeks'

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

WECOME!

Trenton residents upset at typo printed on stadium wrap

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Update: The link has been fixed; it went to the wrong story before. judi etc.

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY

August 8 is National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor���s Porch Day.

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Snake brings cricket match to a halt

(Thanks to Ron T)

Maryland woman blasts a world record-breaking 107-decibel burp

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER OVERDO ANYTHING ENOUGH

Hot pink Barbie-themed coffins for sale

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

ATTENTION MOTORISTS:

Truck spill covers Arkansas highway in nacho cheese

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and John Lobert, who both say we're gonna need more chips.)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Judge tosses suit that alleged Kraft mac & cheese took longer than 3.5 minutes to make

(Thanks to EricY)

'WE CAN ASSURE YOU THEY ARE MORE THAN FINE'

Florida sheriff's office: Stop calling the cops on manatee sex

(Thanks to John Wheat)

GUESS THE STATE

Sewing tutorial goes off the rails when airborne car crashes in yard

(Thanks to B&C)

THE COMMENTS ARE BACK

...thanks to judi. Somehow she fixed it while still being fired. For that is the kind of worker she is.