Dave Barry's Blog, page 96

THEY WERE BUSTED WHEN THEY TRIED TO GET ROOM SERVICE

Drunk American tourists spent a night in the Eiffel Tower, prosecutors say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and GJ)

THIS IS WHY YOUR DIET ISN'T WORKING

A New Study Appears to Stunningly Contradict Newton and Einstein's Theory of Gravity

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "So we're glued down?")

GIMME SHELTER

Footage shows large Florida gator trying ���to climb up a house���

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

IT WAS ETC. AFTER ETC.

Fort Myers teen catches massive python in Florida Everglades

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

PRESUMABLY HEADED FOR AUSTRALIA

Thousands of tarantulas will soon be crawling across this state

(Thanks to Pauller)

BADGERS ARE BASICALLY LARGE SQUIRRELS

Badger runs for its life as woman barrels down mountain slide

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: A PARTY NATION

Olivia Chow joins list of Toronto mayors who have shown off their dance moves

There's a list?

(Thanks to The Perts)

BECAUSE -- AS THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY STATES -- WHEN YOU WEAR A WOLF COSTUME ON A PUBLIC BEACH YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY

Two people in black wolf costumes got into an altercation in Huntington Beach on Saturday after a man who was recording them refused to leave

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Classic Pink Floyd song recreated using recordings of brain activity from listeners

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Doug in Sacramento and Dave Emery)

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE ARE AMERICANS WHO THINK IT IS?

Many Americans don't think Maine is actually a state

(Thanks to Ralph)