Dave Barry's Blog, page 91

RAISE HIS ALLOWANCE

Teenager punches bear in face to save father from attack

(Thanks to MOTW)

'THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED IS NOT IN SERVICE'

Astronomers hopeful of receiving an alien reply today after beaming message out into space 40 years ago

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

MARK YOUR CALENDAR

Vermont���s hunting season for Gray Squirrels opens September

(Thanks to Annette)

'SOON'

FLYING CARS MAY SOON BECOME A REALITY AS THIS TEST MODEL-A IS OPEN FOR PREORDERS

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

The Beijing Bikini.

(Thanks to John 

MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Dog eats owner's passport one week before destination wedding

(Thanks to John Lobert, The Perts and B&C)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS FRANCE

'Nude Tour de France' Banned in Several Cities After Decades of Issue-Free Races

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE II

Sharks in Idaho.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

An Australian holidaymaker claimed he spent three days in hospital after being bitten by a venomous snake in Cornwall.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

IT HAS JOINED SSSSSSSSIGMA CHI

Snake found in Target cart gets new home at college

(Thanks to Ralph)