Dave Barry's Blog, page 88

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Spain busts record 9.5 tons of cocaine hidden in a banana shipment from Ecuador

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

ONE STAR

A woman in Wisconsin says she found snakes all around the hotel she was staying at: in the pool, in the hot tub, and even in the hallway slithering under a door into a guest's room

(Thanks to EricY)

ANY DECADE NOW

Bay Area startup gets federal approval to test flying car

(Thanks to veee)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

6 a.m. A cat got its head stuck in a chip bag.

(Thanks to Roberto)

THE CANADIAN HOUSING CRISIS

Decommissioned Boeing 727 up for auction in Abbotsford. Want to live in it?

(Thanks to Roberto and The Perts)

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Python Hides Behind Photo Frame Hanging In Australia Home

A bizarre flesh-like growth found in a woman���s backyard has left some Aussies stunned, and others just ���creeped out���.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FORTUNATELY SIRI HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Tesla App Update Lets Siri Control Your Car

(Thanks to EricY)

'TARGETED'

Fast, Flying Cars Targeted for US Market

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE WAS AWARDED POSTHUMOUSLY

Remote-controlled car breaks speed record, explodes

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MUG SHOT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man charged with DUI in children���s Power Wheels Jeep

"Is there a problem, officer?"

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "He's going to have to recharge somewhere on the way to Florida.")