Dave Barry's Blog, page 85

ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

Wasp spotted holding cigarette in Israel's Mitzpe Ramon

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Dead leopard on the A646 turned out to be ���some tart���s coat���

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

A DAY OF CELEBRATION

World���s oldest chicken is 21

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "I saw it in the heated display case at the convenience store.")

WE'RE LIVE

TV news crew reporting on Chicago robberies robbed at gunpoint

(Thanks to The Perts and Doug Ogg)

ANYTHING TO DECLARRRRRRRGGGGHH

Queens woman karate-chopped Customs officer at JFK Airport

(Thanks to MOTW)

AND IN SPORTS

World Gravy Wrestling Championships makes a messy return as it delights fans once again

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

The grass that���s greener in drought-stricken B.C. might have been painted

North Vancouver disc golf conflicts still simmering

Load of 5 million bees falls off truck in Burlington, Ont., police issue warning

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOPE

The Double Mustache

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS FROM 1967

Batman vs. Joker and a Shark in Gotham City Surf Contest'

Check out the "cool" surfer "lingo."

(Thanks to Mr. Josh Kelly, drummer for the world famous [but not always in a good way] Rock Bottom Remainders)