Dave Barry's Blog, page 86

GUESS THE CONTINENT

A monster python has been spotted slithering across the roof of a family's home and through treetops in their garden.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Jim Kenaston)

AW

'Baby Dinosaur' Filmed Running Through Yard

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

OR THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING

Family found walking on all fours 'could be missing link between man and ape'

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE NEED TO STOP IMPORTING THIS OBJECT

4,000 Americans are hospitalized each year with a 'foreign object' lodged in their rectums, finds 'first-of-its-kind' study

(Thanks to Roberto)

FEELING FORGETFUL?

Do not click here.

(Thanks to The Perts and Linda Schutjer)

IT WOULD BE MORE IMPRESSIVE IF (A) THE SURFER STOOD UP, AND (B) THE SHARK WASN'T DEAD

Surfer Catches Wave With An Actual Shark On Top Of His Surfboard In Most Australian Video Of The Year

(Thanks to Ralph)

AT LEAST HE'S HONEST

Florida man arrested for DUI wearing 'I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone' t-shirt

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S PRESEASON, PEOPLE

After-game brawl between 49ers, Raiders fans erupts at California In-N-Out

(Thanks to EricY)

IT HAS SPOTS?

���Loch Ness Monster��� is ���spotted��� on drone footage from wild camper

There can be no doubters now.

Urgent Update: Loch Ness Monster hunters hear 'four distinctive noises' in biggest search for 50 years

Distinctive noises! Four of them! What more proof do you need?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Even More Urgent Update: Massive Loch Ness Monster search produces no evidence of mythical creature

Of course that's what they want you to believe.

(Thanks to EricY)

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Police say a woman has been arrested after attacking cars with a meat cleaver in a Central New York store parking lot.

(Thanks to Chris)