Dave Barry's Blog, page 84

TO BE FAIR, THIS IS A LOW BAR

'Most exciting' photos ever taken of Loch Ness Monster emerge after shy owner hid them

URGENT BREAKING BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN: Loch Ness Monster seen in 'first ever video' after thermal imaging drone spotted 'mass'

BELIEVE YOUR EYES, PEOPLE:

(Thanks to John Lobert)

STAND TALL, KNOXVILE

Knoxville woman sets record with world���s longest mullet

BECAUSE YOU NEED MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

A woman was left ���gobsmacked��� after finding an Airbnb listing charging more than ��400 ��� for a night in a tent in someone���s back garden.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Man pulled over for driving with massive bull named Howdy Doody riding shotgun in Nebraska

(Thanks to Michael Parry, Debbie Van Hees, Rick Day, John Lobert, Annette and Not My Usual Alias)

We assume it goes without saying that the bull produced a valid Florida driver's license.

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Moment lavish wedding reception descends into a mass brawl as guests punch and hurl chairs at each other

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

AND IN SPORTS II

Thousands swarm city's streets for massive food fight

(Thanks to Ron T)

WE SAW H.T.H. OPEN FOR E.L.O.

Hot Testicle Hypothesis May Explain Why Elephants Evolved Anti-Cancer Genes

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

BECAUSE THEY CAN

Why Highly Radioactive Wild Pigs Wreak Havoc in Germany

(Thanks to Robert Moats, who says "pork chops that can cook themselves.")

FLORIDIANS IN THE HURRICANE

Finding ways to cope.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)