Dave Barry's Blog, page 80

'LET GO OF THE BATON!'

Dogs Perform Mozart With Orchestra

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

IN MANHATTAN NOBODY WOULD HAVE NOTICED

A Tesla stopped working and got stuck in the middle of a busy road for 9 hours because it couldn't be moved, report says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "So what's the flying version going to do?")

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Creature photographed in Loch Ness 'is not monster'

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Of course not: it's Sasquatch!")

WHAT'S THAT SMELL WAFTING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC?

Expert shares how often you should wash towels with Brits admitting to washing them four times a year

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

U.S. SPY AGENCY DREAMS OF SURVEILLANCE UNDERWEAR IT���S CALLING ���SMART EPANTS���

(Thanks to Mac)

AND IN SPORTS

Mexico Marathon disqualifies 11,000 of their 30,000 runners after finding THOUSANDS cheated, including using cars and public transport mid-race

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

OPP seek owner of goats that chased jogger in eastern Ontario

(Thanks to The Perts and B&C)

HE THOUGHT ANOTHER DRIVER WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

A suspected drunken driver accidentally called 911 on himself

(Thanks to B&C) 

TUCKED INSIDE A STONE WALLET

Oldest Known Condom in Existence Found in a Tomb in Egypt

(Thanks to John Gregg)

SO THE SHOWROOMS FLY?

Flying Car Showrooms Set for Texas, Florida

(Thanks to Matt Filar)