Dave Barry's Blog, page 76

AT TIMES LIKE THIS, WE MISS NURSECINDY

A man managed to get a large flashing kids' toy stuck in his bottom - forcing hospital doctors to come up with a genius plan to finally get the "anorectal foreign body" out for good

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

What the heck is a fart walk? Why this practice is being hailed as the secret to healthy aging

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Allen at Division, who says "Or as we call it, "Walking".")

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Why men are shaving off their eyelashes

(Thanks to Ron T)

TALK ABOUT DROPPING A DIME

Millions of dimes spill on roadway, closing U.S. 287 in Alvord for hours

(Thanks to MOTW)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

(Thanks to Ron Wylie, Doug Shedd and Ralph)

YEEPERS

Man drops gun, flees charging polar bear in Norway

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks ���How do you say ���I need a change of underwear��� in Norwegian?���)

PRIORITIES

Student rescued from Mount Fuji goes back for his phone and has to be rescued again

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jim Perth and Fabian Marson)

THOROUGHBRED RACING REPORT

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bring you the Thoroughbred Racing Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IN FRANCE'S GENERAL DIRECTION

Night vision camera captures beaver breaking wind

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE WORD IS 'MIRACLE'

Valerie the sausage dog ���fit and well��� after 529 days alone in Australian bush

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "The story here isn���t that she���s 'fit and well,' it���s that she���s alive.")