Dave Barry's Blog, page 73

BOOK TOUR ALERT

Here I come, America.

GOOD TO KNOW!

'I was abducted by aliens but don't worry ��� just tell them you don't consent'

(Thanks to Ralph)

A FLORIDA SCOOTER LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Bull Takes A Scooter Ride In Rishikesh

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Florida homeowner finds 98 iguana eggs in backyard

Needless to say they all produced valid drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to EricY)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Art Institute of Chicago president under investigation, accused of stripping off clothes on flight to Germany

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

MAJESTIC

Chinese hilltop painted white to mimic Mount Fuji sparks online laughter

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT; AUSTRALIA AMUSED

Warning after UK's only venomous snake spotted

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

UH-OH

Haunting moment robot attacks handlers in angry rampage as it tries to break free from restraints in ���dystopian scenes���

(Thanks to Annette)

'ALLEGED'

CAMPER CATCHES VIDEO OF ALLEGED BIGFOOT CLIMBING A TREE

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "At long last, irrefutable proof!")

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Drunk, Pantless Man Told Police His Name Was "Charles Dickens"

(Thanks to pharmaross)