Dave Barry's Blog, page 77

NEW YORK CITY

Try not to inhale.

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Snake falls into margarita at Henrico restaurant, leaving woman traumatized

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOME OF YOU STATES SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Most popular beer in America revealed in new study

(Thanks to MOTW)

UH-OH

Trusted Toilet Paper Supplier Files for Bankruptcy

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

OR, NOT

From now through Friday, May 16, passersby can smell a giant armpit on the street, which will give them a whiff of Billie���s newest tropical-inspired scent, Coco Villa.

(Thanks to Annette)

PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 

AND IN COLLEGE SPORTS

...a USC student won the first-ever sperm race

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHO SAYS CUSTOMER SERVICE IS DEAD?

Drug Dealer Apologises For Poor-Quality Heroin and Crack Cocaine, Offers Freebies to Customers

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOO

Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'?

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SO HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?

Army of mosquitoes take over entire plane

(Thanks to John Lobert)