Dave Barry's Blog, page 78

AND IN SPORTS

A dancer in Cyprus may have broken a Guinness World Record by balancing 468 wine glasses on his head -- while dancing.

He may have?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SOUNDS SCHOLARLY!

Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery���s 94th phallus

(Thanks to The Perts, Unholy Slacker and Jan in Grimsby)

EVERYBODY HOLD STILL

Earth���s Orbit Is Not as Stable as We Thought

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS

Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town

(Thanks to Ralph)

AUSTRALIA FINDS THIS HILARIOUS

Man in The Hague finds 2-meter snake in his bathroom; Days before animal is caught

(Thanks to Ralph)

JUST AS WE HAVE LONG SUSPECTED

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ���chill at home��� and didn���t like to go out much, scientists say

(Thanks to Ralph)

'RIVAL BOFFINS ARE AT ODDS'

'Proof' of alien farts on distant planet questioned as scientists may be full of hot air

(Thanks to Ralph)

Rival Boffins WBAGNFARB.

THEY CAN DO THAT?

Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

COCKTAIL OF THE DAY: STINGERS

Terrified bar-goers engulfed by swarm of 3,000 bees

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The bar-goers wanted to catch a buzz, so what are they complaining about?")

WHICH FORTUNATELY IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

The perfect steak can be made in your dishwasher

(Thanks to pharmaross)