Dave Barry's Blog, page 82

AS CONFIRMED BY 'ALIEN EXPERT'

Unexplained moment multiple UFOs shoot out from volcano 'portal' in shocking footage

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I have an explanation: it was too hot for them.)

THEY ARRIVED AT THIS FIGURE BY COUNTING THE ARMS AND DIVIDING BY EIGHT

Photos show 6,000 octopuses in one spot.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

DINING ABROAD

"I completely forgot the name of the cocktail by the time the receipt came, but its name was 'You're an A-hole, Mr. Burton. It definitely caught me by surprise," the Reddit user added.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY CAUGHT IT WHEN IT PEED ON AN AMPLIFIER

German Shepherd sneaks into Metallica concert

(Thanks to man tom)

EVER FEEL A POPPING SENSATION IN YOUR EAR?

Do not click here.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN BEAVER SPORTS

Beaver comes up big late, holds off Beaver Falls for 31-28 win

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THE SCIENCE IS (BURP) SETTLED

Beer could be GOOD for you: Scientists find drinking could boost gut health

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

AFTER WHICH IT ATE THEM

Video shows Sandhill cranes helping alligator cross the road

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN CHEESE

Mexican city creates record-breaking ball of quesillo cheese

(Thanks to John Lobert)

JIMMY BUFFETT

We've lost another great one. Wonderful showman, brilliant songwriter, genuinely good guy. RIP, Jimmy.