Dave Barry's Blog, page 75

HO HUM

Barefoot man wrangles large alligator on busy Florida freeway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ADVISORY:

Oldest known English book on cheese advises against drinking dog milk

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NOW TOURING WITH METALLICA

Ronan the sea lion can keep a beat better than humans

(Thanks to The Perts)

MEN:

Do not, repeat NOT, click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND IN MORE SPORTS

European Championship Gull Screeching winner says a personal loss taught her to ���do what���s fun���

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and The Perts)

AND IN SPORTS

German finger wrestling!

France etc.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

'Nuclear Rats��� Halt UK Reactor Construction

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND YOU'VE PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT A *LOT*

Why fish farms on the moon may be closer than you think

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE 'SMALL WORLD' RIDE

Florida Man Caught with ���Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine��� at Magic Kingdom

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "He's just a big Snow White fan.")

WHAT'S THAT SMELL? II

Spilled chicken guts snarl traffic in Guntersville

(Thanks to pharmaross)