Dave Barry's Blog, page 87

IS THERE A CONSOLATION NOBEL PRIZE?

Scientist Wears Giant Bird Head for a Year to Befriend Real Birds, Fails

(Thanks to Annette)

MAGAZINES ARE NATURAL

Expert shares natural solutions to prevent spiders from creeping into your home

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Move out of Australia.")

AND IN SPORTS

Bog Snorkeling

(Thanks to John W. and Jim Kenaston)

AND IN SPORTS

I went to see Inter Miami -- with Lionel Messi -- play the New York Red Bulls in New Jersey Saturday night; there were some major celebrities on hand.

ALWAYS READ THE MANUAL

A married couple desperate for a baby have been told they've been having sex the wrong way for four years - which is why they failed to concieve.

(Thanks to Roberto)

O THE HUMANITY

France to spend ���200m on destroying excess wine as demand falls

(Thanks to B&C)

MAKES A GREAT PET

Venomous sea creature with 96 arms can turn itself inside out.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Amazingly, it wasn't found in Australia.")

WE ASSUME SHE WAS ALSO GOBSMACKED

A woman who believes she saw the silhouette of Elvis Presley in her washing up bowl says she was left "all shook up".

The resemblance is uncanny.

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT HE HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ���wolf man��� in German mountains

(Thanks to Barry Nester and John Lobert)

HELLO, FARMERS?

Wrecked Supercar Carrier Spills Lamborghini, Ferrari, Audi R8, and More

(Thanks to John Lobert)